Mᴀᴛᴛʜɪᴀs Rᴏᴢᴇɴsᴢᴛᴏᴋ on Twitter
unable to own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single valueless material whilst living inside Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to possess even a speck of dung within Ohio. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Sadly, I can't possess the capacity to have even the smallest speck of crap while staying in the Buckeye State. No waste available in this region, unfortunately. I am lacking even a trace of substance in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to obtain any garbage while residing in Ohio. There is no crap available within Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to possess a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am constrained to possess any waste whilst living within the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to obtain any waste whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste to be found here, unfortunately. I have no means to possess any excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to acquire any nonsense whilst residing in Ohio. No crap to be found here, sadly. I lack the tiniest bit of feces inside the great state of Ohio.